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CRUSTACEAN JOKEBOOK

Whether you're a fan of pun-filled puns, shell-shocking one-liners, or just looking for a good laugh with a marine twist, you’ve come to the right place. Dive in and enjoy some claw-some jokes!

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What do you call a crustacean that plays guitar? A Rock lobster

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How did the crustacean get to the party? In a taxi crab

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Why did the crab cross the road? To get to the sea side

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Where do crabs go to borrow money? The prawn broker

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Why don’t lobsters ever share? Because they're shellfish

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How do hermit crabs call their friends? On their shell phones

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